When life throws you lemons:

~Throw Them Back
~Light them on Fire
~Make some badass Pink Lemonade
~Make faggy normal lemonade
~Fuck 'em (like put your penis in them fuck 'em)
~Catch them with your mouth
~Use more then 10% of your brain so you can catch the lemons before they hit you and throw them 12 miles down the street till it hits a fat kid on a bike where he is injured and scared of lemons

It's your choice :)
just like everything else


Parent Figure: Son how was your day?
Son: Today i learned that:
Doing what you think is right doesn't always mean that you'll be a happy camper.
But being happy can stretch miles till it hits someone else-

Everyday choices are made, and sometimes it needs to be done faster then others
stop being indecisive; it's stupid
Pick one or the other-
I made a big choice today,
but it was for the better~

Sometimes life is like pokemon
Let's say my Charmander is level 16 and it can evolve now
but i want it to learn Fire Fang at level 25
but if it evolves to a Charmeleon then it won't learn Fire Fang till level 28
But if it does evolve now at level 16 it's stats will be so much better
~Basically i'm saying it's better to affect the future rather then now
because you know if you go for the joy right now then later it will affect you a lot more

Life is such crap sometimes..
why do i keep speaking in Metaphors
damnit
fuck
i'm hurt, i'll admit it
but it's always good to know you made a good choice
how do i know am i making a good choice,
Because i know if i didn't do something now
it will bite me in the ass later.

The thing is i was to late to make a good choice
so it still will bite me in the ass-
I leveled my Charmander to level 19 already
so i lost 3 levels of extra stat points...

baby i'm sorry-you know it's for the better
everything will be okay, eventually


I think Love Story by Taylor Swift is a bad ass song :D
Damn i'm becoming such a chick recently

JD AND ELLIOT GOT BACK TOGETHER IT WAS AWESOME :DDDDDDD
deep secret...the reason why i don't really watch Drama's and TV show's is because i get emotionally scared. like right now this whole get back together thing yeah...i won't get over it for a few days...lol i'm sad XD